It’s a three way UK tour featuring DELAY (Columbus, Ohio), SPOONBOY (Washington, DC) and MARTHA (Pity Me, UK)!
JUNE
3 - KINGSTON, ENGLAND
7:30pm @ Cricketers (20 Fairfield South, KT1 2UL)
w/ Bad Libarian
https://www.facebook.com/events/524926260871018/
4 - LEEDS, ENGLAND
@ Wharf Chambers (23-25 Wharf Street, LS2 7EQ)
5 - EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND
@ Banshee’s Labrynth (29-35 Niddry Street, EH1 1LG)
6 - GLASGOW, SCOTLAND
@ TBC
7 - DURHAM, ENGLAND
@ the Fish Tank (29 Neville Street, DH1, 4EY)
8 - SHEFFIELD, ENGLAND
@ Audacious Art Experiment
9 - NORWICH, ENGLAND
@ The Blueberry (20 Cowgate, NR3 1SY)
w/ Other Half, Olive Anne
https://www.facebook.com/events/128986887283035/
10 - MANCHESTER, ENGLAND
@ Tiger Lounge (Waldorf House 5 Cooper St, M2 2FW)
11 - NOTTINGHAM, ENGLAND
@ JT Soar (Aberdeen Street, NG3 1JB)
12- BIRMINGHAM, ENGLAND
8:30 @ Ort Cafe (500-504 Moseley Road Balsall Heath, B12 9AH)
13 - EXETER, ENGLAND
@ The Cavern (83-84 Queen Street, EX4 3RP)
14 - SWANSEA, WHALES
@ Mozarts (76B Walter Road, SA1 4QA)
w/ Caves, Dividers
https://www.facebook.com/events/111473335706740/
15 - LONDON, ENGLAND
@ Threshhold Centre
w/ Ghost Mice
16 - BRIGHTON, ENGLAND
@ The Cowley Club (12 London Rd, BN1 4JA)
w/ Ghost Mice
after writing my top ten music things of 2012, me and my friend stephanie sat down and made lists of our top ten experiences of 2012. as it turns out, most of mine had to do with music anyway. here it is in chronological order:
1. february - hanging in olympia, writing, recording, and videotaping “the double life of robert c. croswell” with erica freas + all my olympia homies.
2. march - the nasal nerds first and final show in columbus, oh.
3. march - moving into a house in dc with with so many of my favorite people, and particularly partying with my youngest favorite person, novella, who turned one this year.
4. may - going on tour with good luck and playing with them as my backing band - “the story of steve.” we starting supahustla, a cover band to play at our friends’ paul and meredith’s wedding, which incidentally happened on a roller coaster. also, a specifically cathartic set in richmond, va and covering “sabotage” by the beastie boys at europa in brooklyn.
5. june 24 - supahustla covering “all star” to close out plan-it-x fest in bloomington.
6. june 28 - watching the sunset and spending the night at the grand canyon with ONSIND + dru, and generally getting to spend a couple weeks with those lovely people.
7. august 13 - playing kickball, drinking rumba, staying up all night and almost getting arrested on my birthday!
8. september/october - working on the “sexy dreams” video.
9. october 27 - the max levine ensemble performing at the fest in gainesville.
10. december 21 - seeing the AKs on the end of the world.
so i’ve never made a top ten list before but my friend greg who runs the blog remote outposts, (possibly the best punk download blog, or maybe just the best blog on the internet), asked me to do one, so here it is! you can read his very sweet introduction for me and a bunch of other great top ten lists here.
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For me, 2012 was about not believing in mayan prophesies but living it like the world was gonna end anyway. i thought i’d include non-music events in my list, but when i started brainstorming i thought of more than 10 music things that were worth mentioning so i’m just sticking with that. not in any hierarchical order:
10. SICK FIX - VEXED LP
finally, finally a record that represents how fucking tight, heavy and intense this longtime dc hardcore band is. michelle is one of the angriest and fiercest vocalists in punk for sure, but unlike many other angry front people, her anger is substantive with smart lyrics about sexual assault, child + animal abuse, gentrification, government repression, etc.
9. AZEALIA BANKS
ahhh! definitely my favorite new hip hop artist this year, she released a killer EP and mixtape and jaaammmmin videos like this one and this one and this one… (p.s. i wrote this before i heard anything about her feud with angel haze/perez hilton, which i won’t comment on since it happened in 2013…)
8. THE TAXPAYERS - GOD FORGIVE THESE BASTARDS LP/NOVELETTE
this record definitely took the taxpayers in a jazz-influenced dog-faced hermans/crass-y direction which i like on its own but what i love is that it’s an accompaniment to a short book by the same title to which the album plays like a soundtrack to some future film noir adaptation. the book is a collection of stories written by taxpayers’ singer rob morton from the perspective of a recently-passed homeless man named henry turner. it weaves together themes around the darkness of drug addiction, mental illness, and abuse with ideas about forgiveness and hope in a thought provoking way. very cool.
7. BAADER BRAINS - NEW ERA HOPE COLONY LP
i loved this band for a long time pretty much just because they have the cleverest name in punk, but only got into their first LP “the complete unfinished works of the young tigers” early this year and loved everything about it. the fact they created a whole revolutionary history complete with manifestos and references to historical events is such a refreshing dose of politicized creativity in a more and more apolitical punk scene. then lucky for me, “new era hope colony” came out this year and took it to the next level with more please inform the captain style samples and political art, etc. i would have included this record no matter what, but 2012 saw the loss of the prolific sarah kirsch, RIP, whose bands just got better and better over her lifetime, with baader brains being no exception. she will be missed.
6. ONSIND - MILDRED, MARGIE, ANNIE, CLARICE EP
these guys write the smartest catchiest acoustic anthems. this ep is the musical equivalent of feminist critique for these four movies: one flew over the cuckoo’s nest, fargo, misery, and silence of the lambs. check out this cuuuute video!
5. THE AMBULARS/ MICHAEL CANTOR
the ambulars and their guitarist michael cantor are two of dc’s best kept secrets. (they all moved away from dc recently, but whatever). the ambulars released their first full length “dreamers asleep at the wheel” after teasing everyone by recording it for basically FOREVER but it was totally worth the wait. and mikey’s beautiful low fi debut solo EP “bless all this debris” became my go-to chill out record. the songs “teenage hate” and “bless all this debris” were definitely two of my 2012 superjams.
4. SWEARIN’ - S/T LP
if we’re talking about albums i listened to over and over and over again this year, we’re probably talking swearin’. best of 90’s worship.
3. FRANK OCEAN/ COMING OUT
2012 was a great year for queering up pop music (see also, azealia banks), and frank ocean’s moving coming out letter was a big part of it. his single “thinking about you,” was easily the best r&b song this year, and his contribution to jay z & kanye west’s “no church in the wild” makes the song. it’s also definitely worth mentioning that 2012 saw laura jane grace of against me coming out as trans in an inspiringly public article in rolling stone, which was exciting and educational as it sparked important conversations for punks and non-punks everywhere. i don’t think against me put out any records this year but whatever.
2. RUMBLETOWNE RECORDS
i didn’t want to fill my whole list up with bands from the pacific northwest but basically any record rumbletowne records put out this year could have been a bullet point, with records from erica freas, dogjaw, divers, and agatha. also, technically not a rumbletowne release, but in the same family, molly from songs for moms blew everyone away with her new solo project hot tears and she just released an EP that you can check out online heeere.
1. POP MUSIC
also, i didn’t want to just rant about pop music on a punk blog, but i wasn’t the only one who noticed that top 40 radio was kinda givin’ it this year. i was particularly fixated on these singles from nicki minaj, gotye, carly rae jepsen, taylor swift, and macklemore. no shame in it.
ONSIND and i’s final act on tour was recording this miley cyrus cover at 6:30am this morning after driving through the night to the airport. we were all feeling absolutely insane. you’ll notice huggy never put his hands up…
or in nathan’s words:
Indianapolis Airport, 17th July 2012 (6.30 am)
Okay, so there’s a back story to this one. Last night we played a show in Detroit, Michigan, which was mint, but afterwards, we had to immediately drive for 5 and a half hours to get to Indianapolis Airport in time to catch our flight home. This video doesn’t really do justice to how crazy we all felt making it. We spent the journey from Michigan learning the song in the cramped rental car by ear, and practicing singing along. Once we arrived at the airport we immediately started getting hassled by an arsey, moustaciod traffic cop driving a segway and we thought we weren’t gonna be able to do it, but thankfully, we outfoxed him, and perservered eventually finding a quiet spot by sneaking up to the top of the multi storey car park. None of us have had much sleep for days, and as a result, we (mainly me, Nathan) fumbled the guitar and singing, but never mind, it does justice to how much of a party this trip has been. Thank you so much to spoonboy for taking us! You are the best! Smell you later America!
the next in our line of tributes to the most influential contemporary pop superhits of the day. if you haven’t seen the original, please do so, it will change your life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_sfnQDr1-o
SPOONBOY/ONSIND FACE TO FACE TO FACE TOUR
JULY
13 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN - 6pm @ The Chamber of Secrets (3500 5th Ave S)
14 - MADISON, WI (early show!!) 3pm @ 511 S. Ingersoll St.
14 - MILWAUKEE, WI @ The Nest (2608 N Booth St)
15 - CHICAGO, IL @ 4206 N. Western
16 - DETROIT, MI @ Trumbullplex (4210 Trumbull)
i’ll do anything my 20 sided die tells me to do. and so ONSIND, erica, kevin and i have done a banging cover of starships by nicki minaj. thanks 20 sided die!
SPOONBOY/ONSIND FACE TO FACE TO FACE TOUR
JULY
9 - SEATTLE, WA @ Gasworks Park
10 - SPOKANE, WA @ Dirty Yeti House (1607 Main Ave.)
11 - MISSOULA, MT @ Zoo City Apparel (139 East Main St)
12 - MINOT, ND @ Taube Museum of Art (2 n. main)
13 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN @ The Chamber of Secrets (3500 5th Ave S)
14 - MADISON, WI (early show!!) @ 511 S. Ingersoll St.
14 - MILWAUKEE, WI @ The Nest (2608 N Booth St)
15 - CHICAGO, IL @ 4206 N. Western
16 - DETROIT, MI @ Trumbullplex (4210 Trumbull)
Sorry for jumping on this bandwagon, but we couldn’t resist. The trees were sooooooo massive.
SPOONBOY/ONSIND FACE TO FACE TO FACE TOUR
JULY
7 - OLYMPIA, WA @ Labia Minora (1405 8th ave SE)
9 - SEATTLE, WA @ Gasworks Park
10 - SPOKANE, WA @ Dirty Yeti House (1607 Main Ave.)
11 - MISSOULA, MT @ Zoo City Apparel (139 East Main St)
12 - MINOT, ND @ Pangea House
13 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN @ The Chamber of Secrets (3500 5th Ave S)
14 - MADISON, WI (early show!!) @ 511 S. Ingersoll St.
14 - MILWAUKEE, WI @ The Nest (2608 N Booth St)
15 - CHICAGO, IL @ 4206 N. Western
16 - DETROIT, MI @ Trumbullplex (4210 Trumbull)
and here’s ME playing on the edge of the grand canyon on the spoonboy/onsind face to face to face tour!
JULY
4 - OAKLAND, CA - 4pm @ 3205 Peralta St
6 - PORTLAND, OR @ Jurassic Park (5516 N Mississippi)
7 - OLYMPIA, WA @ Labia Minora (1405 8th ave SE)
9 - SEATTLE, WA @ Gasworks Park
10 - SPOKANE, WA @ Dirty Yeti House (1607 Main Ave.)
11 - MISSOULA, MT @ Zoo City Apparel (139 East Main St)
12 - MINOT, ND @ Pangea House
13 - MINNEAPOLIS, MN @ The Chamber of Secrets (3500 5th Ave S)
14 - MADISON, WI (early show!!) @ 511 S. Ingersoll St.
14 - MILWAUKEE, WI @ The Nest (2608 N Booth St)
15 - CHICAGO, IL @ 4206 N. Western
16 - DETROIT, MI @ Trumbullplex (4210 Trumbull)
